I may not be the perfect communter on the train but I do not:

• Share my newspapers with others by constantly jabbing their backs with it as the train moves
• Plonk my entire body/backpack on the poles thus depriving others of just holding on to it
• Try to style my hair and in the process swinging my entire ponytail into someone’s else face
• Try to be mimic a statue and stand right smack in the middle of the entrance though people behind are trying to get out
• Keep pushing the person in front though the person is alighting as well
• Rush headlong into the train though people are trying to get out

Enough said…you get my point!